Guten Abend!
I feel the need to post a...post...on "this blog" after many days of keeping my own uber-awesome.
Why oh why were barriers broken today? The things which were said...disgusting. Humaira agreed. So did Bryony. And Amy. And Zainab. And Sal. And possibly Jenny (who doesn't talk to me anymore). And Rob. Okay. Everyone...
I shall use this moment now to warn those who despise me (i.e. everyone...): I will in fact be talking about books tomorrow and sharing my opinion of the God-awful-so-far "The Devil Wears Prada" by Lauren Weisberger which I hope to complete later this evening. It really feels as if everything is everywhere at the moment. Yes, I have read only an eighth so far but it all feels like a mess...
Coursework season has definitely begun in English language. My analysis is complete and "Production One" is in the process of being...produced...and I'm thinking I should start writing my indescribable story and use some parts of it as "Production Two". However, the commentary is going to be incredibly frustrating indeedios as the "quality-not-quantity" rule must be followed due to the 500 maximum word count. Fun? Of course...
And what on earth happened in maths today? Text messages which are coincidentally also indescribable (for a completely different reason) and a slew of questions for homework which literally came out of nowhere. I was surprised.
Anyhow. I have clearly not contributed to the blog in the same way I usually do but continue to be grateful for my remaining presence.
Turrah.
Emad.
Thursday, 31 January 2008
Chupa Slut...
Yes Saf that’s what you are. Well… a horny sexually frustrated one at least. Yes people. Saf reached a new level of disgustingness yesterday. He finally confessed about his fetish for math teachers and as if that wasn’t enough, he turned on all his friends too. Me, Emad, Sal, Bryony, Humaira, Rob, Chris K and the list just goes on. Everyone of us reacting in our own way. Not nice.
But does it stop there? This is Saf we’re talking about! Maths lesson and text messages. That is all I will say. Emad can elaborate on the matter.
Other than that not much happened today in school. Biology lessons with Dr. Millar seem last forever though. Its weird. We actually spend more time going through HOMEWORK questions than the actually syllabus notes – which do get excessive and repetitive hence rather pointless in my opinion. General studies, was just generally boring and is crap in general.
BTW - humaira – the previous blog was just me being a little out of the normal after parents evening made me feel all happy. My old self has been restored. I am not going soft – I feel all destructive again.
But more to the point… you like the blog! And because you do I have decided to put something on the blog for you that will make you like it even more. Just scroll down!
@ Saf. You kept that one quiet. You have a son named after your ex? What the hell were you thinking!?! But you need to put your kids first for once rather that bringing any Cockroft, Fraser or Archer home to bed.
Augenblik(Kraftverk tribute) (Yes I know Billy Bailey is the best!)
Button moon - The Little Red Hen
Tuesday, 29 January 2008
Prime Example Of A Good Student?
Well that went okay I suppose. The parents evening. All the teachers praised me. Just some of the thing they said:-
- I am an excellent pupil
- Very hard working
- Committed
- Chemistry’s too easy for me apparently
- I get on with my work QUIETLY in maths
- And should get A’s in all the subjects.
And on reading what I’ve just written… I can see all your smug faces laughing at me. Well guess what? I don’t blame you. Not gonna happen is it? They all lied to my mum. And now my mum has high expectations of me. Maybe I should start working. Well I'm gonna have to if I’m going into medicine. Hopefully :]
Moving on. The chemistry practical yesterday. That went alreet I suppose. Well what do you expect when you get told exactly what to do on a laminated piece of paper!?! And people still manage to screw things up! But comparing results to other people like Emad, Amy and Saf– we seemed to have all got the same answers. So that’s good news :]
Anyhow, that mechanics paper that I did on Friday – I DIDN’T FAIL IT! I got 25 out of 30. But if it wasn’t for Stuart, I would have come top in the class. Damn him. He only got one more frikkin mark more than me.
Lunchtime was funny today. Me and Humaira realized something. Saf. Yes bless the little thing. The night shifts are getting the better of him…well… with Sebastian now out of the picture and him being a single parent. So we felt it was best to steal his planner and sort his life out for him. So...we updated it for him and filled in all the important dates in his life. Its for your own good Saf. You’ll thank us eventually!
Well this week is going good for me so far. Im actually in a good mood after this parents evening. So a warning to rest of you - DON'T PISS ME OFF!
(I love you all really :p - including all the annoying people in my life)
Monday, 28 January 2008
Everything Just Falls Apart
Guten Abend!
What on earth happened today? Yes. Really. Biology was just awful (of course - it was with "him"). Chemistry was reduced by an hour as "possibly my new favourite teacher" had to supervise an exam. English deadlines were discovered. I'm thinking they're too far away from the present. And sick jokes continued to get my attention even though I was nowhere in proximity of the participants discussing such things. Awful. Just awful.
I don't read much. Yes, that's what I said. Not, "I'm reading far too much at the moment". I should read more. Everyone should.
However, I have been thinking (oh no, not thoughts!) I used to write short (but poor) stories when I was at Batley Grammar. I think I should write one more. A long one. I have it in my head but I can't explain it. I know what it's about. I can visualise it all right now. I'll expect strong criticism (apart from, of course, my encouraging friends who will act under the policy of "it's nice to be nice"). Well...those who are encouraging. Maybe I'll start it in the summer.
Parent's-frikkin-evening tomorrow (I haven't said that in a while). Jees. I wonder what the douchebaggery of a teacher will say tomorrow. Meh. And I wonder what Miss David will say. She is great, it has to be said. And I must mention, I have always been confused as to why my essay grades with Miss Davis are always either an A or A/B and with Miss Greenwood (don't say it...!) a B-. Well, I was finally promoted to a B in her books with my last essay (it was done before the holidays if memory serves well - it usually does). And it was for the shortest essay I have done. So there you go: quality, not quantity.
And Sal has been very suspicious (or not so suspicious) about me and Amy being "one" as of late. Question: Why!? Why do you think that? Is it not possible for a male and female friend to discuss useless and useful topics at lunchtimes sitting next to one another? Jees. Anyhow. I've made myself (well, ourselves) clear on this topic.
Sex topics. Please don't.
Anyhow.
Wet dreams.
Emad.
What on earth happened today? Yes. Really. Biology was just awful (of course - it was with "him"). Chemistry was reduced by an hour as "possibly my new favourite teacher" had to supervise an exam. English deadlines were discovered. I'm thinking they're too far away from the present. And sick jokes continued to get my attention even though I was nowhere in proximity of the participants discussing such things. Awful. Just awful.
I don't read much. Yes, that's what I said. Not, "I'm reading far too much at the moment". I should read more. Everyone should.
However, I have been thinking (oh no, not thoughts!) I used to write short (but poor) stories when I was at Batley Grammar. I think I should write one more. A long one. I have it in my head but I can't explain it. I know what it's about. I can visualise it all right now. I'll expect strong criticism (apart from, of course, my encouraging friends who will act under the policy of "it's nice to be nice"). Well...those who are encouraging. Maybe I'll start it in the summer.
Parent's-frikkin-evening tomorrow (I haven't said that in a while). Jees. I wonder what the douchebaggery of a teacher will say tomorrow. Meh. And I wonder what Miss David will say. She is great, it has to be said. And I must mention, I have always been confused as to why my essay grades with Miss Davis are always either an A or A/B and with Miss Greenwood (don't say it...!) a B-. Well, I was finally promoted to a B in her books with my last essay (it was done before the holidays if memory serves well - it usually does). And it was for the shortest essay I have done. So there you go: quality, not quantity.
And Sal has been very suspicious (or not so suspicious) about me and Amy being "one" as of late. Question: Why!? Why do you think that? Is it not possible for a male and female friend to discuss useless and useful topics at lunchtimes sitting next to one another? Jees. Anyhow. I've made myself (well, ourselves) clear on this topic.
Sex topics. Please don't.
Anyhow.
Wet dreams.
Emad.
Sunday, 27 January 2008
It's James Lance!!!*cheesy theme tune*
Those of you who watched 'Never mind the Buzzcock's' this week will know what title's about.
The aim of today? Try and get most of this physics coursework done. Right now, its not going too well so I’ve decided to take a break and post on this fantastic blog.
Besides yesterday was alreet. I woke up at nine o clock simply because the post man was banging on the door with a parcel (honestly, why do these people never knock quietly!!). Yes Amy. Twas THINKING PUTTY!! I've been playing with it since yesterday and its still not bored me yet. You can hve yours on monday. btw its pretty :]
But the rest of the yesterday was spent babysitting two kids that claim to be my cousins – and by the looks of things I wasn’t the only one on babysitting duty. Yes. They ended up on my doorstep yestrday afternoon. I felt sorry for them and so I took them in. But apparently I’m a crap babysitter-and a bad influence (as expected really). Well I do have an old fashioned view to the art of babysitting. A bit of telly and junk never did me any harm. So that’s what I did. Oh and then there was the bit where I attacked them with the thinking putty that came today. It bounces you see, like a bouncy ball. So its fun to throw it against a wall as hard as you can and watch it rebound and hit someone – well until one of them starts crying. Then it’s even funnier :D.
I know I’m making a big deal out of this thinking putty stuff, but it’s the latest craze with our physics class. You have to see it to admire its amazingness.
I’m rambling on now.
Anyhow Friday was alright. School was average. Had a mechanics test which started off okay, but got difficult towards the end. Oh well. I can’t be bothered with mechanics anymore. Newton was a wanker anyway. That goes for Fraser too.
But lunchtime was funny. Well. It started off alright. But the second half of lunch was hilarious. Isn’t that right Sal? ;) Yes, Sal was introduced to mine and Andy’s dear friends – Tom Huey and Richard (well not Richard). They were very quick to identify Sal’s weaknesses(we all know what they are) and were very eager to use it against him. So in the end it just turned into a game of musical chairs as people tried to keep their distances form each other.
But I'm not looking forward to tomorrow. I have the chemistry practical. Yeah I know Emad and Saf have already done it and everything went hunky dory for you two but I know I'll probably screw it all up.
I shall let you know how I got on but in the mean time wish me luck :S!!!
The aim of today? Try and get most of this physics coursework done. Right now, its not going too well so I’ve decided to take a break and post on this fantastic blog.
Besides yesterday was alreet. I woke up at nine o clock simply because the post man was banging on the door with a parcel (honestly, why do these people never knock quietly!!). Yes Amy. Twas THINKING PUTTY!! I've been playing with it since yesterday and its still not bored me yet. You can hve yours on monday. btw its pretty :]
But the rest of the yesterday was spent babysitting two kids that claim to be my cousins – and by the looks of things I wasn’t the only one on babysitting duty. Yes. They ended up on my doorstep yestrday afternoon. I felt sorry for them and so I took them in. But apparently I’m a crap babysitter-and a bad influence (as expected really). Well I do have an old fashioned view to the art of babysitting. A bit of telly and junk never did me any harm. So that’s what I did. Oh and then there was the bit where I attacked them with the thinking putty that came today. It bounces you see, like a bouncy ball. So its fun to throw it against a wall as hard as you can and watch it rebound and hit someone – well until one of them starts crying. Then it’s even funnier :D.
I know I’m making a big deal out of this thinking putty stuff, but it’s the latest craze with our physics class. You have to see it to admire its amazingness.
I’m rambling on now.
Anyhow Friday was alright. School was average. Had a mechanics test which started off okay, but got difficult towards the end. Oh well. I can’t be bothered with mechanics anymore. Newton was a wanker anyway. That goes for Fraser too.
But lunchtime was funny. Well. It started off alright. But the second half of lunch was hilarious. Isn’t that right Sal? ;) Yes, Sal was introduced to mine and Andy’s dear friends – Tom Huey and Richard (well not Richard). They were very quick to identify Sal’s weaknesses(we all know what they are) and were very eager to use it against him. So in the end it just turned into a game of musical chairs as people tried to keep their distances form each other.
But I'm not looking forward to tomorrow. I have the chemistry practical. Yeah I know Emad and Saf have already done it and everything went hunky dory for you two but I know I'll probably screw it all up.
I shall let you know how I got on but in the mean time wish me luck :S!!!
Saturday, 26 January 2008
Well, Well, Well...
Guten Abend!
Sal - I cannot believe you went out and told a clear lie in your last post by saying I was thinking in such a context with my "dirty mind". You douche. Let me remind you I was not the one pressing stickers with remarks turned into a sexual nature. Meh to you.
However, I agree with you on the frustration of getting a series of Halo beatings started. We know what the result would have been so there was really no need for the two of us in trying to start it in the first place...
"Alien vs-the frikkin-Predator"?! Well, I would like to share with you all the next highpoint obsession: "Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street". Sure. I've mentioned it two or three times already. But a film such as this needs a few more mentions before the art of mentioning as done it justice. It really is a wonderful film. The cinematography, the acting, the cold and dark monochrome visuals. I don't think the film runs as deep into the mind as other films but it sure is a spectacle to witness. See it for yourselves.
Anyhow. Rambling on. Today was pretty darn awful. I agree with Sal here. My homework took a mammoth amount of time (I still don't know why) and I feel like I should start clearing up my English language coursework as I do not know when it is due.
Yup. A film review by Pulitzer Prize-winning critic Roger Ebert. Even though he did some things wrong such as a 1 and a half star out of 4 rating for "Napoleon Dynamite" and a negative review for "One Fine Day" (2 out of 4 stars). How can you not give a full rating to "One Fine Day"?!
On a side note...Never mind. Time is worth keeping.
Turrah.
Emad.
Sal - I cannot believe you went out and told a clear lie in your last post by saying I was thinking in such a context with my "dirty mind". You douche. Let me remind you I was not the one pressing stickers with remarks turned into a sexual nature. Meh to you.
However, I agree with you on the frustration of getting a series of Halo beatings started. We know what the result would have been so there was really no need for the two of us in trying to start it in the first place...
"Alien vs-the frikkin-Predator"?! Well, I would like to share with you all the next highpoint obsession: "Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street". Sure. I've mentioned it two or three times already. But a film such as this needs a few more mentions before the art of mentioning as done it justice. It really is a wonderful film. The cinematography, the acting, the cold and dark monochrome visuals. I don't think the film runs as deep into the mind as other films but it sure is a spectacle to witness. See it for yourselves.
Anyhow. Rambling on. Today was pretty darn awful. I agree with Sal here. My homework took a mammoth amount of time (I still don't know why) and I feel like I should start clearing up my English language coursework as I do not know when it is due.
Yup. A film review by Pulitzer Prize-winning critic Roger Ebert. Even though he did some things wrong such as a 1 and a half star out of 4 rating for "Napoleon Dynamite" and a negative review for "One Fine Day" (2 out of 4 stars). How can you not give a full rating to "One Fine Day"?!
On a side note...Never mind. Time is worth keeping.
Turrah.
Emad.
Woo :)
Heyy :D.
It's Saturday, I'm bored and I have a headache :|. So i decided to post here :D, not that it's boring or anything... lol.
It's been a pretty good week, normal lessons Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Being able to leave at 2pm on Tuesday and having the morning off on Thursday =D. On Tuesday I went to the cinema, was ok, I don't know why I decided to go but I did with 2 of my friends. They wanted to see St Trinians, heard its shit, so I made them go see Alien Vs Predator: Requiem, just for the fact that I'd rather see aliens eat people than Russel Brand. How fun.
In the end i actually concluded that we should have gone to see St Trinians, as AVP:R was so pointless. What happened was
It started with an alien on board a ship with some weird computer thingy. It gets attacked by another alien, then the ship crashes to earth, and then another alien type comes to earth looking for the other aliens (confusing). A guy and his kid get attacked by these aliens, and they pop and out comes more aliens! And then we meet this dude who is weird and from there he finds a fit girl, they try to get away, the girl dies, they fly off in a helicopter and then a nuclear bomb is dropped over the city. The end.
Yes it was boring.
The past few days at dinner times have been really boring, but yesterday wasn't so bad. It started with me sticking a sticker on Bryony that said "Eat on day of purchase", followed by Emad and his dirty mind, getting full of thoughts that were unnecessary. Yesterday night was not so good either, I was dragged out of my house and made to go out in the freezing cold, and I wasn't allowed back in till I was told I could :| I should stop listening to girls, they corrupt minds!
And anyway not done much today, Gym, looked after my nephews (sorta) and tried to beat Emad on halo, but it wouldn't connect :(. Now i'm here posting this, who cares?
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^_^ Sal ^_^
It's Saturday, I'm bored and I have a headache :|. So i decided to post here :D, not that it's boring or anything... lol.
It's been a pretty good week, normal lessons Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Being able to leave at 2pm on Tuesday and having the morning off on Thursday =D. On Tuesday I went to the cinema, was ok, I don't know why I decided to go but I did with 2 of my friends. They wanted to see St Trinians, heard its shit, so I made them go see Alien Vs Predator: Requiem, just for the fact that I'd rather see aliens eat people than Russel Brand. How fun.
In the end i actually concluded that we should have gone to see St Trinians, as AVP:R was so pointless. What happened was
It started with an alien on board a ship with some weird computer thingy. It gets attacked by another alien, then the ship crashes to earth, and then another alien type comes to earth looking for the other aliens (confusing). A guy and his kid get attacked by these aliens, and they pop and out comes more aliens! And then we meet this dude who is weird and from there he finds a fit girl, they try to get away, the girl dies, they fly off in a helicopter and then a nuclear bomb is dropped over the city. The end.
Yes it was boring.
The past few days at dinner times have been really boring, but yesterday wasn't so bad. It started with me sticking a sticker on Bryony that said "Eat on day of purchase", followed by Emad and his dirty mind, getting full of thoughts that were unnecessary. Yesterday night was not so good either, I was dragged out of my house and made to go out in the freezing cold, and I wasn't allowed back in till I was told I could :| I should stop listening to girls, they corrupt minds!
And anyway not done much today, Gym, looked after my nephews (sorta) and tried to beat Emad on halo, but it wouldn't connect :(. Now i'm here posting this, who cares?
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^_^ Sal ^_^
Thursday, 24 January 2008
Ear to Ear
Guten Abend!
First of all, I will just like to mention that I was completely offended today. Yes. Also, this continued as Saf didn't tell me what joke I was turned into this time round. A complete douchebag? Pretty much.
And I agree with Zainab, Amber, Amy and everyone else in questioning as to why we had to go to the maths lesson at the first double and also the second. It was pathetic. And my mind went blank when I had to answer a simple question in the second double. Darn teacher. Then again. He has a lover. He shall remain nameless...
And yes. General studies unit 4. The members of the blog all enjoyed it. Well, I think they did. Sal just entered the building and then left. Where was/is he?! But I haven't written anything useless in my life. I'm not Al Gore and I'm not Ralph Nader (great guys nonetheless) but please...! What on earth could be said in an argument by ordinary people regarding house planning, environmentalism, animal rights and global warming activism? Jees...
I am aware of this but I still don't have clear reasons as to why I am being regarded as "better" than nameless-love-of-maths-teacher. Good stuff nonetheless.
Anyhow.
Toodles.
Emad.
First of all, I will just like to mention that I was completely offended today. Yes. Also, this continued as Saf didn't tell me what joke I was turned into this time round. A complete douchebag? Pretty much.
And I agree with Zainab, Amber, Amy and everyone else in questioning as to why we had to go to the maths lesson at the first double and also the second. It was pathetic. And my mind went blank when I had to answer a simple question in the second double. Darn teacher. Then again. He has a lover. He shall remain nameless...
And yes. General studies unit 4. The members of the blog all enjoyed it. Well, I think they did. Sal just entered the building and then left. Where was/is he?! But I haven't written anything useless in my life. I'm not Al Gore and I'm not Ralph Nader (great guys nonetheless) but please...! What on earth could be said in an argument by ordinary people regarding house planning, environmentalism, animal rights and global warming activism? Jees...
I am aware of this but I still don't have clear reasons as to why I am being regarded as "better" than nameless-love-of-maths-teacher. Good stuff nonetheless.
Anyhow.
Toodles.
Emad.
Eco Warriors!
KILL THE FUKIN ENVIRONMENTALISTS! Problem solved. Especially when they go round with a name like ‘Eco Warriors’ who protest by living underground where no one can see them. Never written so much crap in an hour. My hand was dead by the end.
All of us bloggers had the General Studies exam today. The end of the exam was funny though. Some found it more amusing than others. Well what do you expect. We have spent the whole bloody term studying aggression. Run riot I say – (in a rebellious mood :P).
Well today was a weird kinda day. Didn’t really know what was going on (And no its not because of the lack of diet coke. I am not hallucinating…).
I’m still not quite sure whether we had study leave for the exam or not. Anyhow I still went to my lessons, whereas others thought they didn’t need to even come into school right till the exam - mentioning no names SAL!
Anyway, Biology got cancelled seen as there weren’t that many of us.
But because ‘someone’ insisted on going to maths, I decided to go too. However, considering the bastard the Cockroft is – he insisted on having a lesson even when there was only 6 of us. But I think he was in a mood. Something to do with Saf. Hmmmmm. Which reminds me. He said something about going to a hospital appointment after school and COINCIDENTLY Saf seemed to have an appointment too. Slightly suspicious…
Physics was fun though. Although not happy with Amy and Shannon leaving me to be the only girl in a class full of boys. Usually I wouldn’t complain but considering what the options were – I think I’ll pass.
Anyway, more on Saf. The sexually frustrated, desperate little slapper, has started fulfilling his pleasures in exchange for Chewits. Cheap little tart.
I need to revise now for a Mechanics test that’s tomorrow. Fun.
I’m also ordering some thinking putty for me and Amy. Don’t ask me what it is because I don’t really know. But it’s really cool. And weird. And pretty all at the same time :]
Time for me to go now.
Goodbye.
All of us bloggers had the General Studies exam today. The end of the exam was funny though. Some found it more amusing than others. Well what do you expect. We have spent the whole bloody term studying aggression. Run riot I say – (in a rebellious mood :P).
Well today was a weird kinda day. Didn’t really know what was going on (And no its not because of the lack of diet coke. I am not hallucinating…).
I’m still not quite sure whether we had study leave for the exam or not. Anyhow I still went to my lessons, whereas others thought they didn’t need to even come into school right till the exam - mentioning no names SAL!
Anyway, Biology got cancelled seen as there weren’t that many of us.
But because ‘someone’ insisted on going to maths, I decided to go too. However, considering the bastard the Cockroft is – he insisted on having a lesson even when there was only 6 of us. But I think he was in a mood. Something to do with Saf. Hmmmmm. Which reminds me. He said something about going to a hospital appointment after school and COINCIDENTLY Saf seemed to have an appointment too. Slightly suspicious…
Physics was fun though. Although not happy with Amy and Shannon leaving me to be the only girl in a class full of boys. Usually I wouldn’t complain but considering what the options were – I think I’ll pass.
Anyway, more on Saf. The sexually frustrated, desperate little slapper, has started fulfilling his pleasures in exchange for Chewits. Cheap little tart.
I need to revise now for a Mechanics test that’s tomorrow. Fun.
I’m also ordering some thinking putty for me and Amy. Don’t ask me what it is because I don’t really know. But it’s really cool. And weird. And pretty all at the same time :]
Time for me to go now.
Goodbye.
Wednesday, 23 January 2008
Mystery Man
Guten Abend!
Well this week is going splendid so far. People think we are allowed the morning session off tomorrow due to a general studies exam. I think I'll ask Miss Briscoe (who for some reason didn't believe me when I said she was an awesome teacher this afternoon) as to whether we actually are allowed to miss the morning lessons. Something tells me we're not allowed to...
Books. Far too many of them. Sal. Please don't make any drawings of me with books. Jees. I'm not a book worm. Never have been and never will be. I'm just bizarre. Just like you. Just like everyone else. No need for the drawings.
For some reason, this lunchtime didn't seem to be as eventful as yesterday's. Way too many disgusting things being said for my liking. Yep. I had to turn around to a Humaira who wasn't exactly enjoying her hot chocolate and to Saf. And well...Saf is short. But cool nonetheless. Friend. Ja?
I have the following to watch: "Sweeney Todd", "Juno", "Rocket Science" and "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford". I must watch "There Will Be Blood" pretty darn soon. Very soon. However. Sal. You must watch a film yourself. "Black Sheep". That's right. I would actually recommend such a film.
And although you still remain a mystery, I think only time will help us all in getting to know you better. Without the intense interrogation by Amy this afternoon (nothing against her, she admitted it herself). Don't worry. You're great.
Anyhow. Toodles.
Emad.
Well this week is going splendid so far. People think we are allowed the morning session off tomorrow due to a general studies exam. I think I'll ask Miss Briscoe (who for some reason didn't believe me when I said she was an awesome teacher this afternoon) as to whether we actually are allowed to miss the morning lessons. Something tells me we're not allowed to...
Books. Far too many of them. Sal. Please don't make any drawings of me with books. Jees. I'm not a book worm. Never have been and never will be. I'm just bizarre. Just like you. Just like everyone else. No need for the drawings.
For some reason, this lunchtime didn't seem to be as eventful as yesterday's. Way too many disgusting things being said for my liking. Yep. I had to turn around to a Humaira who wasn't exactly enjoying her hot chocolate and to Saf. And well...Saf is short. But cool nonetheless. Friend. Ja?
I have the following to watch: "Sweeney Todd", "Juno", "Rocket Science" and "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford". I must watch "There Will Be Blood" pretty darn soon. Very soon. However. Sal. You must watch a film yourself. "Black Sheep". That's right. I would actually recommend such a film.
And although you still remain a mystery, I think only time will help us all in getting to know you better. Without the intense interrogation by Amy this afternoon (nothing against her, she admitted it herself). Don't worry. You're great.
Anyhow. Toodles.
Emad.
Monday, 21 January 2008
Killing Joke Spat On Me!
=]
oh i've missed these days.
i haven't properly laughed like i have today for a long time. too long.
i woke up all prepared to be in a crap mood today, mostly due to the weather, and also because the last few school days haven't been what i'd call fantastic.
however i was pleasantly surprised.
chemistry was fun, as Zainab already mentioned =] biology + the other chemistry were ever so slightly dull, and by the time it was lunch i needed lots + lots of caffeine!
today i discovered that the HGS coffee tastes like crap. it shouldn't even qualify as real coffee.
Even though i dyed my hair, which in Sal's opinion means i have a boyfriend (whatever goes on in that boy's head, i don't know), I have to resort to other methods of keeping myself "entertained", as Emad well knows ;)
Lunch was fun for once =] and Emad I shall soon write paragraphs for you as you have for me.
We got to play with plasticine in Biology. it smells like my childhood. ahhhh regression =]
and then Physics...
Mr Gilroy pretended to be an electron, and danced for us. Then told the story of his mosher days, when he spent his days in 'rucks' (the retro version of mosh pits), went to see Killing Joke and they SPAT ON HIM!!!
me and Zainab were in hysterics, not entirely sure why. I think it was the image of Mr Gilroy being a dirty mosher haha.
THEN we got onto talking about a mellifluous voice. Mr Gilroy doing an impression of a sex line is highly amusing. Also, I accidentally told the group that I live in Mr Gilroy's loft. I'd just like to point out that that is in fact not true.
After school me + Luce went to Starbucks. Standing in the pouring rain waiting for the bus is NOT fun. However, being able to have coffee and hang out with her was.
I've missed her. I'm glad i've got her back =]
She moves house tomorrow, so when mum picked us up + took us back to hers we went in and I videoed her house in it's entirity, so I would always have a reminder of the house that provided a backdrop for all the drunken parties.
it's weird to think that I'll never set foot in that house again. although I suppose I'm going to have to get used to a lot of 'lasts' over the next few years.
I was talking to Zainab, and Lucy, about it today. Once Sixth Form is over, we'll most likely not see anyone from HGS ever again, even those people that, right now, we love more than anything.
hmmm.
Tomorrow I'm at school for about 13 hours! Even though I technically finish at 2pm! Oh aren't I a lucky girl.
I should go do some work now. Procrastination is not good, however I seem to be quite good at it.
As Zach Braff said: "We could probably hold a procrastination contest and I'd win, but we'd never actually get around to planning it."
amy. x
oh i've missed these days.
i haven't properly laughed like i have today for a long time. too long.
i woke up all prepared to be in a crap mood today, mostly due to the weather, and also because the last few school days haven't been what i'd call fantastic.
however i was pleasantly surprised.
chemistry was fun, as Zainab already mentioned =] biology + the other chemistry were ever so slightly dull, and by the time it was lunch i needed lots + lots of caffeine!
today i discovered that the HGS coffee tastes like crap. it shouldn't even qualify as real coffee.
Even though i dyed my hair, which in Sal's opinion means i have a boyfriend (whatever goes on in that boy's head, i don't know), I have to resort to other methods of keeping myself "entertained", as Emad well knows ;)
Lunch was fun for once =] and Emad I shall soon write paragraphs for you as you have for me.
We got to play with plasticine in Biology. it smells like my childhood. ahhhh regression =]
and then Physics...
Mr Gilroy pretended to be an electron, and danced for us. Then told the story of his mosher days, when he spent his days in 'rucks' (the retro version of mosh pits), went to see Killing Joke and they SPAT ON HIM!!!
me and Zainab were in hysterics, not entirely sure why. I think it was the image of Mr Gilroy being a dirty mosher haha.
THEN we got onto talking about a mellifluous voice. Mr Gilroy doing an impression of a sex line is highly amusing. Also, I accidentally told the group that I live in Mr Gilroy's loft. I'd just like to point out that that is in fact not true.
After school me + Luce went to Starbucks. Standing in the pouring rain waiting for the bus is NOT fun. However, being able to have coffee and hang out with her was.
I've missed her. I'm glad i've got her back =]
She moves house tomorrow, so when mum picked us up + took us back to hers we went in and I videoed her house in it's entirity, so I would always have a reminder of the house that provided a backdrop for all the drunken parties.
it's weird to think that I'll never set foot in that house again. although I suppose I'm going to have to get used to a lot of 'lasts' over the next few years.
I was talking to Zainab, and Lucy, about it today. Once Sixth Form is over, we'll most likely not see anyone from HGS ever again, even those people that, right now, we love more than anything.
hmmm.
Tomorrow I'm at school for about 13 hours! Even though I technically finish at 2pm! Oh aren't I a lucky girl.
I should go do some work now. Procrastination is not good, however I seem to be quite good at it.
As Zach Braff said: "We could probably hold a procrastination contest and I'd win, but we'd never actually get around to planning it."
amy. x
Do my polaroid filters turn you on?
*Said in a mellifluous voice.*
And that’s all I have to say for that matter as Amy will expand on the matter as soon as she has explained who likes to spend lot of time in her loft ;] (Dance, Gilroy, Dance! lol)
Oh how I just love Physics lessons.
Anyway today was a better day of school. Firstly chemistry practical. Take 2 after screwing up the practical on Friday (not that it was our fault to begin with). And guess what? It worked!!! Me and Amy managed to create a set of successful results – Its as a certain someone says: It’s the teamwork that makes the dream work! :p.
Moving onto Biology. Tis was okay – din’t exactly epxect RNA transcriptions to be a barrel of laughs but still quite a facinating subject. Oh and then we had fun with plasticine. Felt like being back at playskool :)
But today lunch was pretty cool. I spent the first half of lunch attending to my needs and refueling with caffiene. I know. Its like a turbo boost. But the second half of lunch, I spent with Tom, Huey, Richard and Andy. Back to the good old days. As much as I hate the dickheads, I can’t do without their annoyingness. Amy understands. Anyhow we spent the lunchtime reminiscing the good old days of year 11 and 11S2(and for the record, it was the better half) where it was a daily requirement for Tom and Huey to interrogate Andy over his private life and then… well… tell the whole fucking world. But we talked about many good times we had during form time and skills and how every single fuking discussion would end up on the theme of abortion (With Cundall and Chelsie mainly responsible). But it was fun though. All of it. The whole arguing thing last year and today lunch.
Anyway, I am off to do some homework now but before I do, I would like to leave you a little joke that I received as part of and email a couple of days a go that amused me quite a bit.
SEX is like MATHS
ADD the bed
SUBTRACT the cloths
DIVIDE the legs
and in you go!!!
My first dirty post! It was just a matter of time really :P
And that’s all I have to say for that matter as Amy will expand on the matter as soon as she has explained who likes to spend lot of time in her loft ;] (Dance, Gilroy, Dance! lol)
Oh how I just love Physics lessons.
Anyway today was a better day of school. Firstly chemistry practical. Take 2 after screwing up the practical on Friday (not that it was our fault to begin with). And guess what? It worked!!! Me and Amy managed to create a set of successful results – Its as a certain someone says: It’s the teamwork that makes the dream work! :p.
Moving onto Biology. Tis was okay – din’t exactly epxect RNA transcriptions to be a barrel of laughs but still quite a facinating subject. Oh and then we had fun with plasticine. Felt like being back at playskool :)
But today lunch was pretty cool. I spent the first half of lunch attending to my needs and refueling with caffiene. I know. Its like a turbo boost. But the second half of lunch, I spent with Tom, Huey, Richard and Andy. Back to the good old days. As much as I hate the dickheads, I can’t do without their annoyingness. Amy understands. Anyhow we spent the lunchtime reminiscing the good old days of year 11 and 11S2(and for the record, it was the better half) where it was a daily requirement for Tom and Huey to interrogate Andy over his private life and then… well… tell the whole fucking world. But we talked about many good times we had during form time and skills and how every single fuking discussion would end up on the theme of abortion (With Cundall and Chelsie mainly responsible). But it was fun though. All of it. The whole arguing thing last year and today lunch.
Anyway, I am off to do some homework now but before I do, I would like to leave you a little joke that I received as part of and email a couple of days a go that amused me quite a bit.
SEX is like MATHS
ADD the bed
SUBTRACT the cloths
DIVIDE the legs
and in you go!!!
My first dirty post! It was just a matter of time really :P
Sunday, 20 January 2008
Stardust, Baby.
today i decided that i want a russian toyboy.
until my mother (who, as much as i love her, has an annoying tendancy to state the obvious) pointed out he would be about 10, and therefore i would be breaking many laws and would probably be condemned to a forever in hell.
so i decided against the idea.
nevertheless, i would very much like a russian guy. with the accent and whatnot.
=]
i've had an extremely lazy day today =], contrary to Emad by the sounds of it. i woke up at about 8:30 from a horrible realistic dream that some creep was stalking me and planting cameras to watch me + was trying to kill me.
scaryyyyyy.
and then spent the rest of the day eating too much and doing work. didn't get enough done though. ahh well.
watched Dancing On Ice with mum. verrryyy boring.
some of the costumes are pretty though =]
anyway, i'm shattered, and i'm yet to watch more than 20 minutes of collateral.
so i shall see you all tomorrow =]
amy. x
until my mother (who, as much as i love her, has an annoying tendancy to state the obvious) pointed out he would be about 10, and therefore i would be breaking many laws and would probably be condemned to a forever in hell.
so i decided against the idea.
nevertheless, i would very much like a russian guy. with the accent and whatnot.
=]
i've had an extremely lazy day today =], contrary to Emad by the sounds of it. i woke up at about 8:30 from a horrible realistic dream that some creep was stalking me and planting cameras to watch me + was trying to kill me.
scaryyyyyy.
and then spent the rest of the day eating too much and doing work. didn't get enough done though. ahh well.
watched Dancing On Ice with mum. verrryyy boring.
some of the costumes are pretty though =]
anyway, i'm shattered, and i'm yet to watch more than 20 minutes of collateral.
so i shall see you all tomorrow =]
amy. x
You have Been Warned...
Hey, haven’t blogged for a few days. That’s because I’ve been in a crap mood and couldn’t be arsed. Oh well, I feel better today. That’s because I went to buy a play station 3 and I’ve gotta say myself, it’s a pretty cool games console. But the downside? I will get even more distracted. Yeah, you people know what I’m like with doing homework – almost allergic to it. And coursework for that matter. As if having a Nintendo Wii wasn’t bad enough. Any excuse to stop myself from doing homework. Anyhow, I shall probably be spending more money buying the games for it. I always find the games so bloody expensive but – but worth it. If anybody has any good game recommendations – please do tell.
I liked the title of Sal’s last post. Just about summed up the great Northern soap watched with pride by myself and many others (You know who you are Bryony, Saf, Ben, Katie …). It was too sad. It made me cry just like the time Mike Baldwin, Fred Elliot and Alma died. But this one wasn’t so dramatic – Just died peacefully in her sleep while she was on her own. Vera’s been in the soap for decades and spent 50 years married to Jack – and she still loved him to the very end. They were going to move to Blackpool and live happily ever after. This made it even worse as you just saw all the people that she loved break down into tears. Farewell V.
So yesterday was a one of the lazy days for me. I spent half the day in bed till 1:30 in the afternoon and after that only got out of bed because I was dragged out by my mother. But I spent the rest of the day in my pyjamas eating loads of junk food, watching loads of crap telly and then going straight back to bed. Yep went through a box of chocolates, loads of sweets, chocolate cake, strawberry cheesecake, ice cream and that’s not just it, but I said anymore I’d probably make you fee sick. Anyway, I spent this morning on the treadmill so hopefully it didn’t do too much damage and won't end up dying in the next week after eating all that crap.
Anyway, I hope to see the other bloggers tomorrow at school and by the looks of things they seem to have had a more exciting weekend than me- so can’t wait to hear more.
But I also hope school will have restocked up on their diet coke supplies. Otherwise, I shall be taking matters into my own hands and it won’t be pretty. The school has been warned…
I liked the title of Sal’s last post. Just about summed up the great Northern soap watched with pride by myself and many others (You know who you are Bryony, Saf, Ben, Katie …). It was too sad. It made me cry just like the time Mike Baldwin, Fred Elliot and Alma died. But this one wasn’t so dramatic – Just died peacefully in her sleep while she was on her own. Vera’s been in the soap for decades and spent 50 years married to Jack – and she still loved him to the very end. They were going to move to Blackpool and live happily ever after. This made it even worse as you just saw all the people that she loved break down into tears. Farewell V.
So yesterday was a one of the lazy days for me. I spent half the day in bed till 1:30 in the afternoon and after that only got out of bed because I was dragged out by my mother. But I spent the rest of the day in my pyjamas eating loads of junk food, watching loads of crap telly and then going straight back to bed. Yep went through a box of chocolates, loads of sweets, chocolate cake, strawberry cheesecake, ice cream and that’s not just it, but I said anymore I’d probably make you fee sick. Anyway, I spent this morning on the treadmill so hopefully it didn’t do too much damage and won't end up dying in the next week after eating all that crap.
Anyway, I hope to see the other bloggers tomorrow at school and by the looks of things they seem to have had a more exciting weekend than me- so can’t wait to hear more.
But I also hope school will have restocked up on their diet coke supplies. Otherwise, I shall be taking matters into my own hands and it won’t be pretty. The school has been warned…
Power
Guten Abend!
I don't have a real reason as to why I'm posting on the hgw as this weekend has been pretty darn crappy.
I've been home most of the time really and checking my computer at half hour intervals. Exciting I know. But that's what happens when your computer loses its personality. Yes. Personality.
My computer is very hard working as I tend to use its full potential (come on, it has an AMD Sempron processor under 2GHz with 512MB RAM). So. Like I said. Exciting.
However, I will talk about Orwell's "1984" which I have started to read. It's exactly how everyone describes it. The first few pages have already printed a dark and grim future of a totalitarian state. Orwell abstains from explaining all the references to the world he has created, letting us picture it for ourselves which is something I haven't come across in a book for a while now. It is disturbing, there's no question about that. But, as you know, I am hoping for a "happy", "positive" ending. (Sentimentality would be impossible in a world similar to that.)
There is another book I am hoping to look over once again and that is Samantha Power's ""A Problem from Hell" - America and the Age of Genocide" which I bought over the summer holidays for a mere 2 pounds - surprising, as it is a Pulitzer Prize winner - from Borders. A fascinating take on the failures of American foreign policy and how it was influenced and should have changed in the past century. It is a non-fiction book but it works so well because it comes across as fiction in the sense that the whole subject is told very well. It is a favourite of mine. You should read it for yourselves. Ask me.
Anyhow. I'm surprised I have made a good post here based primarily on books. I think it's the first post I've made on books and the first to be read based on books. Stupid "mass media".
Well. Toodles.
Emad.
I don't have a real reason as to why I'm posting on the hgw as this weekend has been pretty darn crappy.
I've been home most of the time really and checking my computer at half hour intervals. Exciting I know. But that's what happens when your computer loses its personality. Yes. Personality.
My computer is very hard working as I tend to use its full potential (come on, it has an AMD Sempron processor under 2GHz with 512MB RAM). So. Like I said. Exciting.
However, I will talk about Orwell's "1984" which I have started to read. It's exactly how everyone describes it. The first few pages have already printed a dark and grim future of a totalitarian state. Orwell abstains from explaining all the references to the world he has created, letting us picture it for ourselves which is something I haven't come across in a book for a while now. It is disturbing, there's no question about that. But, as you know, I am hoping for a "happy", "positive" ending. (Sentimentality would be impossible in a world similar to that.)
There is another book I am hoping to look over once again and that is Samantha Power's ""A Problem from Hell" - America and the Age of Genocide" which I bought over the summer holidays for a mere 2 pounds - surprising, as it is a Pulitzer Prize winner - from Borders. A fascinating take on the failures of American foreign policy and how it was influenced and should have changed in the past century. It is a non-fiction book but it works so well because it comes across as fiction in the sense that the whole subject is told very well. It is a favourite of mine. You should read it for yourselves. Ask me.
Anyhow. I'm surprised I have made a good post here based primarily on books. I think it's the first post I've made on books and the first to be read based on books. Stupid "mass media".
Well. Toodles.
Emad.
Saturday, 19 January 2008
I Remember It Well..
uhh he makes me feel weak. and turns my stomach all knotty.
i miss him.
he's still there. but he's not mine.
and no you're not getting a name.
today was great =]
went to the prettiest cafe ever in york with my aunt today. it's decorated in the style of the Queen Mary, and it's been kept open ever since it first opened. even during the war, 'cos the downstairs bit was safe from bombs. there's a huuuge mirror downstairs and all of the service men and women from the war have scratched messages + names into it. it's amazing.
and the coffee's damn good too.
it was the first time i've ever really spent any time with Maria, and it was ace =D
we talked for about 3 and a half hours! i learnt so much about her, and we talked a lot about life in general.
it put me in a very contemplative mood.
so that's what i'm now doing.
i'm contemplating life.
in the nice kinda way. that fills me with nice feelings about the world and the people in it, rather than the crappy feelings about the world i sometimes get.
there are so many things i wish i could do, and be, and change.
i'd love to make people happy, especially those ones who play an extra special part in my life.
godddd i'm feeling right sentimental.
i better go before i start quoting westlife lyrics haha.
amy. x
i miss him.
he's still there. but he's not mine.
and no you're not getting a name.
today was great =]
went to the prettiest cafe ever in york with my aunt today. it's decorated in the style of the Queen Mary, and it's been kept open ever since it first opened. even during the war, 'cos the downstairs bit was safe from bombs. there's a huuuge mirror downstairs and all of the service men and women from the war have scratched messages + names into it. it's amazing.
and the coffee's damn good too.
it was the first time i've ever really spent any time with Maria, and it was ace =D
we talked for about 3 and a half hours! i learnt so much about her, and we talked a lot about life in general.
it put me in a very contemplative mood.
so that's what i'm now doing.
i'm contemplating life.
in the nice kinda way. that fills me with nice feelings about the world and the people in it, rather than the crappy feelings about the world i sometimes get.
there are so many things i wish i could do, and be, and change.
i'd love to make people happy, especially those ones who play an extra special part in my life.
godddd i'm feeling right sentimental.
i better go before i start quoting westlife lyrics haha.
amy. x
Friday, 18 January 2008
End of a Vera
Hey!
It happened! :(.
Vera actually passed away in Coronation street, although she was actually twitching and breathing... It was a sad moment. I can't believe it, it wont be the same without Jack and Vera, but i thought the same when they killed off Mike and Fred, I don't have any idea why Grenada want to kill off all their big stars. A bit stupid from my point of view.
And today, was, ok.... No quiz! No Food tech teacher! No ICT teacher! Break was ok, so was lunch, both were still very boring. So I didn't really have many highlights of the day, maybe also that i finally got some creatine after a long wait! It's great! :)
Apart from that my day has actually been very boring, and i'm starting to go crazy. I think I need to hurry up and find a girlfriend, it's getting too much for me! Help?
But Who cares?
It happened! :(.
Vera actually passed away in Coronation street, although she was actually twitching and breathing... It was a sad moment. I can't believe it, it wont be the same without Jack and Vera, but i thought the same when they killed off Mike and Fred, I don't have any idea why Grenada want to kill off all their big stars. A bit stupid from my point of view.
And today, was, ok.... No quiz! No Food tech teacher! No ICT teacher! Break was ok, so was lunch, both were still very boring. So I didn't really have many highlights of the day, maybe also that i finally got some creatine after a long wait! It's great! :)
Apart from that my day has actually been very boring, and i'm starting to go crazy. I think I need to hurry up and find a girlfriend, it's getting too much for me! Help?
But Who cares?
The World Is Full Of Idiots.
^^^ my thought for the day
well actually it was my thought of about 8:17 this morning.
my thought currently is that i shouldn't have opened those chocolates, as i now feel very sick and very guilty. ah well. i'll work out tomorrow to burn off all them calories lol.
just a warning. this blog will reflect my mood. and my mood today has ranged from slightly melancholy to feeling sick to my stomach. if you don't appreciate seriousness, or the fact that there are bad things in life, then i suggest you stop reading now.
I honestly don't know why i've been in a bad mood today. I think the pettyness of the majority pissed me off (if pettyness isn't a word, i apologise). I mentioned it to Zainab this morning, everyone seems to take jokes too far, or makes something out of nothing. I include myself in the list by the way, and that just means it pisses me off even more. I'd write this a lot better if my mind wasn't preoccupied with other stuff.
Chemistry was ok, although I did discover that if an experiment involves a polystyrene cup as a calorimeter, then it is destined not to work.
well actually it was my thought of about 8:17 this morning.
my thought currently is that i shouldn't have opened those chocolates, as i now feel very sick and very guilty. ah well. i'll work out tomorrow to burn off all them calories lol.
just a warning. this blog will reflect my mood. and my mood today has ranged from slightly melancholy to feeling sick to my stomach. if you don't appreciate seriousness, or the fact that there are bad things in life, then i suggest you stop reading now.
I honestly don't know why i've been in a bad mood today. I think the pettyness of the majority pissed me off (if pettyness isn't a word, i apologise). I mentioned it to Zainab this morning, everyone seems to take jokes too far, or makes something out of nothing. I include myself in the list by the way, and that just means it pisses me off even more. I'd write this a lot better if my mind wasn't preoccupied with other stuff.
Chemistry was ok, although I did discover that if an experiment involves a polystyrene cup as a calorimeter, then it is destined not to work.
The rest of today's lessons were fine, if a bit endless.
In Physics water was actually gushing out of the ceiling! The plumber's apprentice girl was just stood under it with a bucket lol. and it smelt of chlorine. lovely. and we fucked up our experiment. that makes it two in one day. an impressive effort on my part i think.
I went up to the library after school + printed more vet stuff off, purely because i didn't want to catch the bus home. After it closed i was sat in the entrance talking to Linzi, until Gary kicked us out and made us go wait outside Mr Tweedle's office instead lol.
This is the bit where it gets horrible. I apologise if it sounds a bit too dramatic but i've still got the pictures in my head.
Mum picked us up at about 5 and we took Linzi home. She was showing us pictures of her mum's wedding so we parked on the side of the road. Then i saw something in front of the car. I actually thought it was a carrier bag that was being blown about. It wasn't.
It was a cat that had just been run over. It was throwing itself in the air in the most grotesque way, and we ran out to it. It just kept launching itself in the air + falling back to the ground. That was the most disturbing thing.
Linzi ran to her house to get a towel, and I found one in the boot of the car. Me + mum covered it with the towel + lifted it onto a blanket. There was blood everywhere. It's head. Eyes.
We moved it off the road but it just died.
Then me + Linzi had to go knocking on doors down Union Road to find out who's it was. This one guy answered the door, and we asked him if he knew anyone who had a grey cat with a red collar. I had to tell a complete stranger that his cat had just been killed. He ran out to it and just broke down. He must have been in his late twenties, and he was quite a macho-looking guy.
To see this a guy like him absolutely destraught was awful. He was crying so much and he kept trying to pick the cat up. I had blood all over my hands. He carried his cat home. I keep imagining him being sat at home alone with his poor cat, covered in blood and broken beyond belief.
Whoever left that cat in the road is a complete twat. No apologies for language.
So we got home, and i went round to see Jakii for the first time since Lou (my horse) died last year. And she told me that the stupid fucker of a farmer had sold his two foals for meat.
and that just rounded off the shit day nicely.
I'm sorry for the play-by-play, and the disgustingness, and not being interesting, or cheerful.
But it's me, so get used to it =P
On a happier note, my auntie's taking me out for lunch tomorrow to celebrate my GSCE success. I know it's a bit late lol. I barely see her though, and she's supremely cool, so it should be fun. =]
i promise the next time i post it will be happier =D
amy. x
p.s. this is an official retraction of my previous post, in which i used Emad's patented 'Listen to?' and also referred to a rubbish song. it shall never happen again.
Also, Sal's ace =] (and pretty!)
Thursday!
Today was better than yesterday :). My hate list seemed to trigger a few people in different ways.
Bryony wasn't talking to me, a way of being nice but at the same time annoyed.
Zainab was asking why she was on it.
Saf was a typical twat.
Andy was .... Andy.
Amy was actually nicer than yesterday.
But anyway after the events happening today, I couldn't really see how i'd put some people on the hate list and why in certain places. So i've decided to edit it for now, and it can be seen to the right.
First lesson was boring, good ole Geography, and for some reason in every geography lesson i seem to be so close to falling asleep, its unbelievable, yet in the 2 maths lessons I had today, I was wide awake, watching the backwards clock...How annoying.
The only event in maths was making fun out of the age of Mrs Ward, apparently, we came to the conclusion she was from 1831, although she argued she was from 1950's?
General Studies was cool too. I got accused, again, for hating women, although I was given the option of being put in a room of women to see what i'd do, so like any guy would say, if they were nice... Yes please! :D.
Lucy H asked some stupid questions as usual, and we argued about the fact that fat people should be shot for being fat, but it wasn't quite working out so in the end she won... :(
Its midnight, i'm tired and my post is strange and has too many commas in it, but....
Who cares?
____________________________________________________________________
^_^ Live Laugh Love ^_^
Sal
Bryony wasn't talking to me, a way of being nice but at the same time annoyed.
Zainab was asking why she was on it.
Saf was a typical twat.
Andy was .... Andy.
Amy was actually nicer than yesterday.
But anyway after the events happening today, I couldn't really see how i'd put some people on the hate list and why in certain places. So i've decided to edit it for now, and it can be seen to the right.
First lesson was boring, good ole Geography, and for some reason in every geography lesson i seem to be so close to falling asleep, its unbelievable, yet in the 2 maths lessons I had today, I was wide awake, watching the backwards clock...How annoying.
The only event in maths was making fun out of the age of Mrs Ward, apparently, we came to the conclusion she was from 1831, although she argued she was from 1950's?
General Studies was cool too. I got accused, again, for hating women, although I was given the option of being put in a room of women to see what i'd do, so like any guy would say, if they were nice... Yes please! :D.
Lucy H asked some stupid questions as usual, and we argued about the fact that fat people should be shot for being fat, but it wasn't quite working out so in the end she won... :(
Its midnight, i'm tired and my post is strange and has too many commas in it, but....
Who cares?
____________________________________________________________________
^_^ Live Laugh Love ^_^
Sal
Thursday, 17 January 2008
I Don't Lick
Firstly, Amy, I do not use my blog as a mean of escaping work. I am shocked you have come to this distasteful conclusion. On the other hand, blogs are very useful.
Also, I did not make fun of Alec Dick's name. It was just said a number of times in a suggestive manner by a variety of people: Zainab, Amy, Saf and also Humaira (who arguably pronounced it in the "best" way).
"Listen to" is patented by Emad and cannot be used to suggest songs from poor artists. That's right. I said it.
Something else to note about today was the increase of disgusting/uncomfortable topics discussed. These included the opinions of someone's breast size and whether they had been enlarged (Ben and I agreed this someone wasn't an enlargement-type of person). And also, whether gay sex is actually sex and the physics that go behind it (yes, behind).
Now I must updated own blog, one which recommends great songs for all you great readers.
Toodles.
Emad
Also, I did not make fun of Alec Dick's name. It was just said a number of times in a suggestive manner by a variety of people: Zainab, Amy, Saf and also Humaira (who arguably pronounced it in the "best" way).
"Listen to" is patented by Emad and cannot be used to suggest songs from poor artists. That's right. I said it.
Something else to note about today was the increase of disgusting/uncomfortable topics discussed. These included the opinions of someone's breast size and whether they had been enlarged (Ben and I agreed this someone wasn't an enlargement-type of person). And also, whether gay sex is actually sex and the physics that go behind it (yes, behind).
Now I must updated own blog, one which recommends great songs for all you great readers.
Toodles.
Emad
I Lick Dick.
yeahh thought that title might get your attention =]
note: this is not, in any way, shape or form, a joke at Alec Dick's expense.
he is a wonderful hunk of a human being and it's not his fault that I happen to lick dicks
on occasion.
For those of you who have no idea who or what i'm talking about, then I apologise.
If Emad happens to be reading this then shame on you for your disbelief at a man's name.
And Zainab - you know how hunky Mr Dick is =P
note: this is not, in any way, shape or form, a joke at Alec Dick's expense.
he is a wonderful hunk of a human being and it's not his fault that I happen to lick dicks
on occasion.
For those of you who have no idea who or what i'm talking about, then I apologise.
If Emad happens to be reading this then shame on you for your disbelief at a man's name.
And Zainab - you know how hunky Mr Dick is =P
God I'm almost as perverse as Saf. Although it is extremely difficult for anyone to be that perverse. I mean, he buys naked man wrapping paper!
You go figure.
Today was another average day.
I think Sal may hate me less than he did yesterday though, seeing as I've miraculously disappeared from the no. 4 spot.
I'm actually quite disappointed. I enjoyed being on a list. It made me feel like I was worth something. Ah well.
Anyway today. Biology was just exasperating. And lots of other words that I'm too lady-like to write lol. The looks I kept shooting Zainab said it all I think.
And then, oh joy of all joys, I got to spend an hour with the most disturbingly enthusiastic maths teacher ever. I know we're great and all, but teaching us isn't really something to get THAT excited about.
It just shows how much Mr Fraser actually teaches us when I learn more in 2 hours with enthusiam woman than I do in a week with him. He tends to spend lesson time telling us about Ayres Rock or measuring how high my heels are. =/
I had my careers appointment thingy today after lunch.
Useful: no
Interesting and a better way to waste my free period: yep =]
We ended up chatting about her dog and my mother for about 20 minutes. The two subjects were not related lol. But it did give me a bit of motivation, so after school I started my extensive research about vet stuff.
I need to stop writing now and actually do some physics research. Deadline's in two weeks and I've barely started. I think I'm just rambling on to avoid doing work lol.
I'm taking a leaf out of Emad's book:
Listen to?© Newton Faulkner - Feels Like Home. Great chill out song. From a guy with fantastic dreadlocks, so you know it's a must.
amy. x
©Emad Ahmed 2008
BRING BACK THE DIET COKE!!
Slightly confused by Sal’s previous post. I am the third most hated person in his life and apparently a ringleader- A ringleader of what though I don’t know. Hmm.
I know I’ve pissed him off over the pass couple of days and some of my actions might (just might) have been unacceptable (and funny at the same time :P) but I have apologised. It’s not something I like to make a habit of either so make the most of it Sal. I shall not apologise again.
Anyway, I have a problem with certain people- mentioning no names SAF and EMAD. Everything I say or even think is taken the wrong way. But I’d just like to point out: ITS NOT ME THAT’S DIRTY MINDED!! YOU GUYS JUST ASSUME TOO MUCH!
@ SAF!! Quit with the Cockroft fantasies. You almost made me puke in maths today after you insisted on telling me about the sick little fantasies that run through your head.
@Emad - The chef is called what i told you today. I know. I didnt belive it myself at first either.
Yes- I’m in a rant mood. The school has been out of diet coke for the past couple of days. I suffer from very severe case of Diet Coke Withdrawal Syndrome (Its a pretty rare condition - apparantly 1 in 6 billion get it). I have to have my daily intake- otherwise I am not responsible for my actions. Instead I have been forced to consume normal coke and cheap rival drinks such as Diet Pepsi. What is the world coming to?!
I know I’ve pissed him off over the pass couple of days and some of my actions might (just might) have been unacceptable (and funny at the same time :P) but I have apologised. It’s not something I like to make a habit of either so make the most of it Sal. I shall not apologise again.
Anyway, I have a problem with certain people- mentioning no names SAF and EMAD. Everything I say or even think is taken the wrong way. But I’d just like to point out: ITS NOT ME THAT’S DIRTY MINDED!! YOU GUYS JUST ASSUME TOO MUCH!
@ SAF!! Quit with the Cockroft fantasies. You almost made me puke in maths today after you insisted on telling me about the sick little fantasies that run through your head.
@Emad - The chef is called what i told you today. I know. I didnt belive it myself at first either.
Yes- I’m in a rant mood. The school has been out of diet coke for the past couple of days. I suffer from very severe case of Diet Coke Withdrawal Syndrome (Its a pretty rare condition - apparantly 1 in 6 billion get it). I have to have my daily intake- otherwise I am not responsible for my actions. Instead I have been forced to consume normal coke and cheap rival drinks such as Diet Pepsi. What is the world coming to?!
Wednesday, 16 January 2008
How nice...
I would like to start off with mentioning that I have decided to start a rank of people I hate the most, well, just because i'm bored and can't be bothered doing anything else. So this is what it looks like currently:
So today was a bad day for me, who cares.
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Edited 17/01/08 15:57
Sal
- Andy (Do i need to explain....Or sing a song?)
- Saf (Purely because I hate him and secondly because he thinks he's a computer genius, just look at the downtime on a simple site like supersaf.co.uk)
- Zainab (Suspected ringleader?)
So today was a bad day for me, who cares.
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Edited 17/01/08 15:57
Sal
Tuesday, 15 January 2008
Today and Spot the difference!
Today was terrible, but heck i can't say that 'cause she'll be happy..... So, today was Great! I was bullied by 2 people, attacked in inappropriate places 3 times! By one certain female.... And my hair was messed up. Can't get much worse! Anyway i can't really be bothered going on, i'm tired, so to finish off this post you can play a little game...
Spot the difference:
Spot the difference:
Monday, 14 January 2008
a thought...
people take too many things for granted.
there you go, that's my thought seeing as I'm supposed to be writing the more thoughtful posts. =]
I'd have come up with something better, but alas, my brain is frazzled.
Just you watch this space!
ha.
Emad, I agree that today was pretty bizzare. But's it's Sal.
and that's all that needs to be said.
I'm cutting this one short as my cat has just decided to leap on my keyboard and strangle me with her tail. and she's been out in the rain.
euugh.
amy.x
there you go, that's my thought seeing as I'm supposed to be writing the more thoughtful posts. =]
I'd have come up with something better, but alas, my brain is frazzled.
Just you watch this space!
ha.
Emad, I agree that today was pretty bizzare. But's it's Sal.
and that's all that needs to be said.
I'm cutting this one short as my cat has just decided to leap on my keyboard and strangle me with her tail. and she's been out in the rain.
euugh.
amy.x
Emad's First Post...!
Firstly, I would like to thank Sal for his kind and thoughtful words.
Okay, let's talk about the bloggers. Well, I'm Emad and I'll be creating the best posts so you should pretty much forget about the others and pay attention to mine. Also, Zainab will be joining The HGW along with Amy. Of course, Zainab will have to control herself and make sure she doesn't type all the sick thoughts that run through her mind.
I have a feeling Amy will create the more thoughtful posts and Sal. Aah Sal. Keep it up is all I can say. Though I have to say, today was pretty darn bizarre between you and Amy. Ouch.
I think I'm out for now as I need to run a million more anti-spyware scans on my PC. Though I would just like to go on record, I did in fact see Slippery Woman and it was going to be an awful incident. There. And don't take it out of context like you all did earlier in the day at lunchtime.
Well then.
Toodles.
Okay, let's talk about the bloggers. Well, I'm Emad and I'll be creating the best posts so you should pretty much forget about the others and pay attention to mine. Also, Zainab will be joining The HGW along with Amy. Of course, Zainab will have to control herself and make sure she doesn't type all the sick thoughts that run through her mind.
I have a feeling Amy will create the more thoughtful posts and Sal. Aah Sal. Keep it up is all I can say. Though I have to say, today was pretty darn bizarre between you and Amy. Ouch.
I think I'm out for now as I need to run a million more anti-spyware scans on my PC. Though I would just like to go on record, I did in fact see Slippery Woman and it was going to be an awful incident. There. And don't take it out of context like you all did earlier in the day at lunchtime.
Well then.
Toodles.
Saturday, 12 January 2008
Itsemad and welcome to the team blog.
First off, I just want to say some things about the blog ''ItsEmad'', as he himself wonders why I think its so boring and blames it mostly on the time of the month or year, whatever he wants to think.
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Sal
- Its boring, he doesn't really do anything interesting, or mention anything interesting. I mean... His last blog (12/01/08) the most interesting thing he did was walk beside a woman who slipped. Sure, not much more can or should happen, but there must be more things happening, or something he saw that WAS interesting.
- If he can't talk about something interesting that happened in his day (No Emad Saf does not count nor is he interesting), why can't he talk about something like a TV program, sports match, news item, youtube video? He can't be that boring, surely.
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Sal
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