Why Sal, I am rather dissapointed. You couldn’t let me have my moment of glory could you. Just when I finally find something that I am good at, I have to share the top spot with someone. There’s only room for one of us (or an eighth of one of your twins) for the no. 1 place and that’s me.
Yes, I feel the need to blog today because from the last time I blogged I was 16years and 360 days old. But today I am celebrating my happy 17 years and 15 dayth birthday (Well… just to be awkward and because of the fact that I couldn’t be arsed blogging on my actual birthday)
Going back to this Subway special (only available to Sal), he has this HUGE crush on these twins (even though it was them that crushed him last night in bed) but he won’t admit it. He prefers to remain in denial but the 2D shape he has recently taken gives it away. On reply to the abattoir bit on his post yesterday… send me and Saf to the abattoir, we TEMPORARILY (for about 0.000234 seconds) fulfil the twins hunger (tell them to try Shreddies). Send the twins to the abbatoir and we solve Africa’s starvation problem, the noise levels decrease by 2000decibels within the common room, you won’t have to commit bigamy (just because you can’t make your mind up… greed b*****d) and we will no longer take piss out of you (simply because we are considerate towards the widowed). You haven’t considered all your options have you Sal?
Anyway how was my day? Pretty good actually. Sal wasn’t talking to me!! But apart from that I got the result for the trigonometry test today and I didn’t screw it up! Considering minimal revision I any, I got 32/46 which was apparently better than some people in the top set. I feel clever for once. Besides that, not much else happened today. We did an experiment in physics today which basically involved putting marshmallows in a microwave. Fun. And the afternoon consisted of a whole load of frees where me and Saf ‘worked’ for a while and then Saf noticed something wasn’t right . I started getting all agitated, tetchy and was finding it hard to concentrate as my blood sugar levels had deteriorated which only meant we had to do one thing. Go down to town and buy our emergency glucose intake.
Despite the ‘fun’ I’ve had today it’s been a crap start to the week after the holiday; well it wasn’t a holiday for me really. I hard work experience last week at Dewsbury district hospital. That would have been boring too if hadn’t been for me breaking all the rules that had been set out for us students. Watched all sorts of clinical practices that I wasn’t suppose to and also read through all the patient notes as well as following the consultant round on the ward with a hoard of doctors interrogating all the patients. And for the benefit of the blog: I did not kill anyone. What? Don’t look at me like that. *Looks shifty* (And again it’s the whole dodgy looks thing)
Oh and I’m doing the Open University course in medicine molecules and drugs. It seems pretty easy actually. It’s everything that we’re doing in chemistry at the moment. I also found out more about the peer mentoring thing today but that I shall save for later as I feel that I have written enough for today and made up for all them days I have missed blogging. I know. We’re worse than Saf. I shall try to be more efficient and blog more often.
I bid you goodbye.
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
Tuesday, 19 February 2008
Long time no... whatever...
I just wanted to post on here 'cause the last blog was too long ago! So I'll just post anything i can think of then post something more interesting later...
Amy has turned evil
It seems that Amy is following in the footsteps of Humaira. The 'wannabe' completed a day or work experience at an abbatoire. When she was seen following the terrible job, people thought she would be zombified and sickened. But Amy was as bright as ever. When asked what she thought of the ordeal, she said '' it wasn't actually as bad as you think''. What kind of sick mind does she have? An electrified bolt through a cows head, their throats slit, pools of blood and cows kicking and squirming. It would be the perfect scene for Humaira, but now it seems like Amy is loving the atmosphere of death and the ''smell'' of death as she describes it. She scares me. But i love her really ^_^.
Also, I have decided that Zainab and Saf should be sent to an abbatoir and then fed to ''the twins'', for the fact that they still seem to think i want to marry them. Everyone knows that i would never marry them and no, I'm not the lettuce in a sandwich.
Yesterday was an okay day, more lessons, however, I was greeted on a morning by no other than Rob Winterbourne and Bryony Yates and their infamous dirty comments, what joy...
Il continue this later
THE REAL BASSHUNTER...
Amy has turned evil
It seems that Amy is following in the footsteps of Humaira. The 'wannabe' completed a day or work experience at an abbatoire. When she was seen following the terrible job, people thought she would be zombified and sickened. But Amy was as bright as ever. When asked what she thought of the ordeal, she said '' it wasn't actually as bad as you think''. What kind of sick mind does she have? An electrified bolt through a cows head, their throats slit, pools of blood and cows kicking and squirming. It would be the perfect scene for Humaira, but now it seems like Amy is loving the atmosphere of death and the ''smell'' of death as she describes it. She scares me. But i love her really ^_^.
Also, I have decided that Zainab and Saf should be sent to an abbatoir and then fed to ''the twins'', for the fact that they still seem to think i want to marry them. Everyone knows that i would never marry them and no, I'm not the lettuce in a sandwich.
Yesterday was an okay day, more lessons, however, I was greeted on a morning by no other than Rob Winterbourne and Bryony Yates and their infamous dirty comments, what joy...
Il continue this later
THE REAL BASSHUNTER...
Wednesday, 6 February 2008
Where Do...
Guten Abend!
It's true. "Our" song is "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. Just thought I would make it official.
Well, today was the day of the corner. Bryony kicks well. Bin-humping? Ahem. An act of madness. She still has morals. Yes...! Humaira throws things violently and is actually pretty short for a "casual" serial killer.
Markus Zusak's "The Book Thief". At the moment it's playing out to be one of the best books I have read. I feel like I can actually say that. I'll give a complete review once I'm done. Just like I do with any film, music album or book I have passed. Fascinating.
Oh and it's official: Michael Chabon's "Wonder Boys" is wonderful. Yup. And I now have the feeling I am the new, obnoxious (in terms of weird/new/different/un-sick) person in this many-year-old group who has left his mark by a) having great moments of sexual tension with Amy which she enjoys very much b) reigniting the interest of books and making them the subject of "hype" instead of films etc... c) "No Country For Old Men" - need I say more on that topic? and d) objecting to the distasteful language around him and the adventures into sick thoughts whilst still having a firm ground on where everyone stands in these sick topics.
Therefore, a moment of incredibly sentimentality. Thank you. It was said by Bryony at one point too: "He's becoming one of us and it's a good thing". It sure is.
Turrah dear friends.
Emad.
It's true. "Our" song is "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. Just thought I would make it official.
Well, today was the day of the corner. Bryony kicks well. Bin-humping? Ahem. An act of madness. She still has morals. Yes...! Humaira throws things violently and is actually pretty short for a "casual" serial killer.
Markus Zusak's "The Book Thief". At the moment it's playing out to be one of the best books I have read. I feel like I can actually say that. I'll give a complete review once I'm done. Just like I do with any film, music album or book I have passed. Fascinating.
Oh and it's official: Michael Chabon's "Wonder Boys" is wonderful. Yup. And I now have the feeling I am the new, obnoxious (in terms of weird/new/different/un-sick) person in this many-year-old group who has left his mark by a) having great moments of sexual tension with Amy which she enjoys very much b) reigniting the interest of books and making them the subject of "hype" instead of films etc... c) "No Country For Old Men" - need I say more on that topic? and d) objecting to the distasteful language around him and the adventures into sick thoughts whilst still having a firm ground on where everyone stands in these sick topics.
Therefore, a moment of incredibly sentimentality. Thank you. It was said by Bryony at one point too: "He's becoming one of us and it's a good thing". It sure is.
Turrah dear friends.
Emad.
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